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Wrong E-mail Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Changing foreign policy (Leader-Telegram)

Changing foreign policy

Spanish language program beginning in kindergarten

By Keighla Schmidt  with comments by PLS
Leader-Telegram staff

"Bienvenidos a la escuela!" In English: "Welcome to school!"

When I was growing up (I'm now 31), foreign language (Spanish, German, and French) was only available to highschoolers.  I have been greatly encouraged by hearing that many middle schools are offering foreign language courses.  Who knows where you will be living or traveling when you grow up?

I grew up on a farm in northwest Iowa.  I would not have been able to guess that I'd be living in Mexico city (since Jan 1, 2001).  American schools have been slow to adjust to the fact that traveling is much easier than it was before, and the American economy isn't that strong either, so there is less reason to say.

The following article is about a Catholic school in Wisconsin. They are starting a program to teach Spanish to children from Kindergarten. Before they had classes from 3rd to 12th grades which would have been amazing when I was growing up.  Although it would be a far cry from a true bilingual school, it is very encouraging and I hope more American schools will follow their lead.

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Catholic Area Schools of the Eau Claire Deanery have started a Spanish language program for children in kindergarten through second grade.

It will be a jump-start to foreign language programs the school offers in the third through 12th grades.

CASE President Cindy Hofacker said the program started after reading research indicating young minds are open to learning languages. The importance of introducing other cultures and the success of pilot programs in the school system also motivated school officials.

"We realize the world is getting smaller," she said. "Not everyone will stay in Eau Claire for the rest of their life."

Lynne Larabee, who will teach the classes, said children respond better to a new language if they are introduced to it at a young age.

"The window for language learning is open while children are young," Larabee said. "We're laying the groundwork."

Both Hofacker and Larabee said they don't expect children to be fluent in the language after two 15-minute sessions a week, but they aim to familiarize students' minds with Spanish.

Children will learn basic Spanish to introduce them to the language and the culture. Hofacker said students will be taught the Spanish words for colors, numbers, common words and phrases, and comparisons between American culture and the cultures in Spanish-speaking countries will be emphasized.

Larabee plans to use music, games, puppets and prayers to help the children connect to the language.

"If it's integrated into daily lives, then the probability of it being used is much higher," she said.

Hofacker said there is a deeper connection to the language: The ties that Spanish, a Latin-based language, has to the Catholic faith will help children integrate both the language and religion into their daily lives.

The students' full-time teachers will stay in the classroom during the Spanish session, Hofacker said, and find ways to integrate the language and culture into the day-to-day curriculum.

Elementary Principal Joseph Eisenhuth said he is excited about the addition of a foreign language program when many other institutions are removing them.

"It's exciting to see, especially in young children, how quick skills are picked up," he said.

Tips for learning English, Spanish, or any other language.

Many students have asked me what they can do to accelerate their learning. Except for the obvious need to do homework and attend classes there are several things that can be done to learn English, Spanish, or any other language faster.

Many people soon discover that they have been doing very little to promote their learning outside of class.

1. Talk to your coworkers and classmates in English while you work and study

Frequently a company pays for their employee's English classes so that they can use it for work. If they are paying for your classes, they might also be paying for other classes too! In fact your boss could talk with you in English. If you are afraid of your boss then how about coworkers in another department?

The same goes for full-time students. If not the students in your English class, why not try to practice with classmates in your mathematics class?

2. Set up conversational lunches with your friends and coworkers

Ok, so now you know who speaks at least a little English at school or at work so now what?

Well, First you should try casual conversation. Don't pressure them because they might be just as nervous as you! Then try to schedule to meet two or even three times a week to eat and talk in English. You can help each other as you notice each other's mistakes.

3. Send your e-mail messages in English

If you work for an international company, you have it made. Really, almost all international communication in multinational companies is in English. It doesn't matter if you're from Brazil and your coworker is from Germany. You'll be talking in English, so why not send e-mail messages to everyone in English?

4. Ask your friends and coworkers to write you in English

The same goes here. If you are writing them in English ask them to do the same. Let them know how important it is for you to improve your English and that would help a lot.

5. Instant message and chat in English

Lets suppose that you live alone, no one at all speaks a little English at work or school. What should you do?

We now have great programs to chat and send messages online with perfect strangers. If you don't have any friends who speak English, just go online find a chat room and make new contacts.

6. Read your company's reports in the original version not your boss's summary

Multinational companies do almost all their record keeping in English. Why not use that to your advantage?

Read all the publications available from work or school in English. Most likely, they can be read or downloaded from the internal website.

7. Buy a newspaper, book, or magazine in English... and read it!

If you can't find a newspaper or magazine locally, consider a subscription. You can also buy books online so what are you waiting for?

Don't forget to read what you buy. Its easier to read one book or magazine at a time. Set a goal to read a chapter or a certain number of articles each day.

8. Watch movies in English

Hollywood has made many movies and don't forget that there are lesser known Independent producers if you aren't into car chases and broken glass. If you can't find DVDs locally, you can buy them online.

9. Watch television in English

If you have satellite or cable television you'll most likely have at least one news channel and at least one cultural or movie channel in English. Check your box's configuration. There is probably a setting for secondary audio that will take you back to the original language.

10. Read websites and news sites in English

Since the internet started in the United States, it isn't surprising that even today English is the most used language via Internet.

If you can't find an interesting website in English then you just aren't looking.

11. Plan and set goals

Let's face it, we almost always have good intentions but when it comes to learning a language whether it be English, French, Spanish, German, or even Mandarin Chinese, most of us get lazy.

Set a goal, plan a time and a place and do it.

Your goals should be simple and easy to attain. Reading one chapter per day during the week is realistic whereas reading a book a day after work isn't. Unrealistic goals are depressing not motivating.

Set a goal and increase it slowly over time. Perhaps you'll be able to read a book a week in two months of practice.

12. Involve your friends and family

Your friends and family can be your biggest supporters or your biggest detractors. When they are involved they become part of the solution. When you watch a movie in English invite them to join you. When it is over you can discuss it.

13. Reward yourself

When your reach your goal, celebrate it. Are you studying English because you want to see London? Set a date, make plans, involve friends, family, and coworkers then send me the pictures from your trip!

I hope you enjoy this list. E-mail us to share your ideas.

Here are some books related to learning a language:



Spanish for Gringos: Shortcuts, Tips and Secrets to Successful Learning



Do's and Taboos of Using English Around the World




Speak Business English Like an American: Learn the Idioms & Expressions You Need to Succeed On The Job! (Book & Audio CD)