Colores en Español ( Colors in Spanish )

• Anaranjado - Orange
• Amarillo - Yellow
• Azul - Blue
• Blanco - White
• Beige - Beige
• Caqui - Khaki
• Marron, Cafe (México) - Brown
• Dorado - Golden
• Morado - Purple
• Gris - Gray
• Negro - Black
• Plata - Silver
• Rojo - Red
• Rosa - Pink
• Verde - Green
• Violeta - Violet
• Vino - Maroon

Nombre de frutas en Español (Fruit in Spanish)

• Arándaro - Cranberry
• Ciruela - Plum
• Cereza - cherry
• Caña - Sugar cane
• Coco - Coconut
• Durazno - Peach
• Fresa - Strawberry
• Frambuesa - Raspberry
• Guayaba - Guava
• Guanabana - Soursop
• Kiwi - Kiwi
• Lima - lime
• Mamey - Mamey Sapote
• Mandarina - Mandarine orange
• Manzana - apple
• Melón - Cantaloupe
• Melón chino - Honeydew
• Mora - Mulberry
• Mora Azul - Blueberry
• Naranja - Orange
• Nactarina - Nectarine
• Piña - Pine apple
• Pera - Pear
• Platano - Banana
• Platano macho - Plantain
• Sandía - Watermelon
• Tamarindo - Tamarind
• Tejocote - Mexican Hawthorn
• Toronja - Grapefruit
• Uva - Grape
• Zarzamora - Blackberry

Articulos de oficina en Español (Things at the office in Spanish)

• Archivero-File cabinet


• Cesto de basura - Wastebasket


• Computadora - Computer


• Calculadora - Calculator


• Copiadora - Photocopier


• Cinta adhesiva - Adhesive tape


• Calendario - Calendar


• Clip -papper clip


• Carpeta - Folder


• Escritorio - Desk


• Engrapadora - Stapler


• Fax -Fax machine


• Grapas - Staple


• Hoja - Paper


• Lapiz - Pencil


• Portalápices


• Pluma - Pen


• Prensa papel


• Relock Clock


• Sacapuntas- Pencil sharpener


• Telefono - Telephone

Electrodomésticos en Español (Large and small appliances in Spanish)

• Aire acondicionado - Air conditioner


• Aspiradora - Vacuum cleaner


• Batidora - Electric mixer


• Extractor de jugos - Juice extractor


• Horno tostador - Toaster oven


• Horno de microondas - Microwave oven


• Licuadora - Blender


• Lava platos -Dishwasher


• Lampara - Lamp


• Lavadora - Washing machine


• Televisor -Television


• Refrigerador - Refrigerator


• Ventilador - Ventilator

Articulos de Higiene Personal en Español (Personal Care Products in Spanish)

• Acondicionador - Conditioner
• Cepillo dental - Tooth brush
• Cepillo para cabello - Hair brush
• Corta uñas - Fingernail clipper
• Crema de afeitar - shaving cream
• Desodorante - Deodorant
• Gel para cabello - Hair gel
• Jabon - Soap
• Papel higienico - Toilet paper
• Pasta dental - Tooth paste
• Rastrillo - Razor
• Rasuradora -Hair clipper
• Shampoo - Sampoo
• Toalla femenina - Panty liner

Articulos de Limpieza en Español (Cleaning Supplies in Spanish)

• Aspiradora - vacuum cleaner
• Blanqueador - whitener
• Cubeta - bucket
• Cloro - bleach
• Cepillo - brush
• Cera para pisos - floor wax , floor polish
• Detergente - detergent
• Desengrasante - degreaser
• Escoba - broom
• Estropajo - scouring pad
• Jabon - soap
• Jalador
• Limpiador multiuso - multipurpose cleaner
• Limpiador de superficies - surface cleaner
• Protector de vinyl - vinyl protector
• Plumero - feather duster
• Suavizante - softener

Las Verduras en Español (Vegetables in Spanish)

• Aguacate Avacado
• Alcachofas
• Berenjena
• Coliflor Cauliflower
• Cebolla (blanca) White onions
• Cilantro Cilantro
• Chicharo
• Col Cabbage
• Calabaza Zucchini squash
• Chayote
• Epazote
• Elote
• Ejote Green beans
• Esparragos
• Hongos
• Jitomate Red tomato
• Lechuga Head lettuce
• Pepino Cucumber
• Perejil
• Papa Potatoes
• Rabano Radishes
• Zanahoria Carrots

Word Definition Puns

These words and/or their definitions are made up and humorous.

• Chessnut - one who is crazy about playing chess


• Carpet - A pet you keep in your car


• Infantry - A baby tree


• (Add a letter) Diepole - a pole you tie the prisoner to when he is shot.


• Safety - Tea that's OK to drink


• Kilowatt - To murder ole Mr. Watt


• Nullifly - 1. To put someone on a no fly list 2. To kill a fly


• Detailed - a dog that's had its tail removed


• (change one letter) Defeeted - Having had one feet amputated or cut off accidentally


• Storage - The number of years it has been since the store was first built.


• Woofer - In German it is a synonym for "ein Barkenpantensnifferfer"


• Curtail - the tail of a mongrel (I suppose it could also be to shorten the tail of a mongrel.)


• Recur - A mongrel that reincarnates as a mongrel


• Friday - The day you fry something


• Hostage - The age of your host


• Napkin - a relative you take a siesta with


• Ratify - To increase the rat population


• Season - one's son who is born at sea


• Seasoning - Giving birth to a son at sea


• (Add a letter) Electrick - vote for Rick and put him in office


• (Change one letter) Incarmate - to have sex in an automobile


• Steward - the man who prepares the stew


• (Remove a letter) Cabage - how old a taxi is


• Flippant - an ant that performs somersaults


• Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.


• Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


• Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


• Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


• Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.


• Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


• Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


• Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


• Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


• Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


• Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.


• Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.


• Glibido: All talk and no action.


• Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


• Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


• Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


• Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.


• coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.


• flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.


• abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.


• esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.


• willy-nilly, adj. impotent.


• negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.


• lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.


• gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.


• flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.


• balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline..


• testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.


• rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.


• pokemon, n.. a Rastafarian proctologist.


• oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.


• Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.


• circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.